Howdy, and welcome to my website!

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This website was designed for desktop first, mobile second.

Remember when people used to use email each other? Drop me an email at woahyeahyeah@yahoo.com! It's fun to hear from people, including (especially!) internet strangers.

Why I made this page:

1. It's so much fun to set up a simple HTML page. This is like a sequel to my old Geocities page from way back when. Those were good times.
2. Part of an effort to have people take back the Internet for themselves and participate in individual expression. There's so much more to the internet than a few giant corporate websites, and I feel people need to break free of those walls and create and share their own content without their creativity being dictated by ubiquitous tools and samey templates - to say nothing of censorship and being exploited for metadata.
3. To have something to put on my Neocities page. Neocities is an attempt to recreate something like Geocities where people can ... do what I mentioned in point #2. I've got a paid account with them to support them in this cause, but they have completely free accounts as well (with no ads)!

What does "Woah Yeah Yeah" mean, anyway?
It's from the Aquabats song, Ballad of Mr. Bonkers. (Skip to 2:30 to get right to the section it comes up in.)

You spelled "whoa" wrong.
Pedantry's fun, isn't it? I don't question the Aquabats.

If the site's named after an Aquabats song, why the Calvin & Hobbes theme?
I like them both quite a lot!

This site is pretty janky for the work of a web developer ...
It's deliberately simple, utilizing solely HTML and some very basic CSS for styling. No javascript, no PHP, no excessive unnecessary nonsense. This is my personal hobby site, where I can keep things nice and simple so it doesn't feel like work. ... and I'm a back-end developer, not front-end!